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next "red eye" returns from kurt loader and criminal defense attorney remi spencer. tom had to split because he had a gig. i am doing post game wrap up. i believe this may be a "red
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eye" first. >> boo. >> john, you double -- i have done pre game when i hosted before. but i don't think i have done post game when i hosted before. >> that's weird because we generally look at you on the screen when you are doing post game. >> yes. >> but here you are sitting with us. >> i but i can still stile 8 john what is going on and then give an answer. >> it is not the same. >> come down to texas and visit and you can get a hat. >> this is your last "red eye" for a longtime. >> probably a very longtime. >> we are sad about that. we will miss you. >> let's bring "red eye" to texas. >> very special thanks to tom, jedediah, that's it for me. i'm america's valentine and see you tomorrow night. welcome to "red eye" i'm america's valentine and andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. tom, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. coming up, a group of california high school
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students is fond of wearing patriotic bandannas and chapting usa. is that racist? it will be when our panel gets uh hold of it. and mayor bloomburg wants to ban styrofoam, ensuring my nightly delivery will be colder when it arrives at my doorstep. mayor bloomburg, get your hands off. and teens have been sleep texting and not remembering what they write. i don't remember what i do when i am asleep. and by asleep i mean awake. and by don't remember i mean won't admit to. andy? >> thanks, tom. see you at the half. let's welcome our guests. i am here with author, columnist and fox news contributor jedediah bila. i think she has been on the last 12 shows in a row. look gavin mcguinness. he is a writer for talking and street and bill schulz. he thinks he is on "the face" right now. and john gibson host of "the john gibson show" on fox news raid yore weekdays at noon --
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radio weekdays at noon eastern. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> does wearing old glory not hunky dory? nailed it. a group of students at a basketball game in california were told to stop yelling usa in order to -- and remove their american flag bandannas or leave. it took place during a heated match up between cam maria and rhea mesa high schools. the four students left and then ran back in at half time and bandannas still on and chants continuing. valenzuela says they were given suspensions that were later lifted while the school principal said they were merely asked to leave and told to report back the next day. he said the kids were asked to take them off as a precaution and chanting usa was inappropriate because of the diversity of both schools' students. the district's superintendent agrees telling fox news radio that since both have large hispanic populations they could have been perceived as
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racially charged. listen up, listen uppers. >> it has nothing to do with being patriotic or unpatriotic. it has to do with the fact that they are making a chant regarding that we are from usa and you are not. now whether that is the implied intent, that's the way it comes across. >> meanwhile, relations between puppies turtles remains tenuous at best. >> that was a hate crime i'm pretty sure. >> that's what my dog does. >> is that right? but that's not a turtle. >> no, but she does it against other dogs. >> and her dog is named turtle which is crazy. >> big "entourage" fan. john in the green room you said good for the school district from stoping the students from doing the noninclusive usa chant. >> no i didn't.
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>> can we roll that tape please? >> please. >> just kidding. >> the super inen it department should be fired. what are we talking about here? if the kids from the other school were insulted they should have been chanting usa too. they now live in the usa. they are americans. this is part of what is going on in california is let's pretend mexico is not taking the state when in fact it is. it is like we are going to keep it a secret. >> meanwhile, as far as i can tell nobody from the other school complained about the chants. >> no, it is a hypersensitivity of the superintendent which is why he should be fired. >> when i first heard the story i will admit. i thought maybe it was white kids chanting usa as a shot as hispanics. then i found some tape of the actual crowd. can we roll that? >> usa! usa! usa! usa!
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usa! usa! >> so, it is actually a pretty diverse racial mixture in the crowd chanting usa, usa. maybe that should have been a tipoff to the principal that this was not racially motivated. >> both schools have about the same population of hispanics. this is not just one school targeting another based on their race. i think it is really interesting . at the end of the day aren't all of these people american? even if you are hispanic, you are hispanic-american. i am an italian-american, but i am an american first. so why is it bad to be patriotic even if you have italian background or whatever it may be. promoting america doesn't demean the other culture. >> and gavin, that's a good point. if the principal thinks chapting usa is offensive to hispanics, what does that say about his view of hispanics? >> he is really just worried about getting fired. to give the other side of the coin, i am canadian and when i first moved here on july 4th i was kind of offended
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by the lack of caw fade yen -- canadian flags and lack of beaver icons. every time i complained they said we are american now. and i thought why can't i complain? who do i talk to? who is the alderman of canadian affairs on the july 4th holiday. i actually envy the mexicans in california because they have a platform to say, hey, loving the country we moved to because it is so awesome and preventing us from chanting usa. didn't all of the guys have spanish names? we are so pro multi-cultural now that mexicans can't even assimilate and they are chastised for it. >> it is true. >> it is absolutely right. >> i identify with gavin because i was born in illinois. i always is a say why is there not mustache appreciation.
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why not play the super bowl shuffle. >> pretty much anywhere you go people chant, go away. go away. so i'm guessing that affects how you feel about the story. >> i don't like it when i come to work and you say that. i have to earn a check, cha-cha. before i answer i would like to give you guys a valentine. not to take away from your special day. i know they look like the green room cookies, but i made these myself. they are warm because they were in my pocket for a little bit. is that a chip on your shoulder? >> it looks exactly like the green room cookies. >> i am touched. >> you should be touched, and i touch that a lot. >> i am not going to eat that. >> thanks for answering. question. >> can we look at the picture of these dudes again if that is possible? i can't tell you if these guys are racist. but i can tell you that i don't like them. i can also tell you they probably have done a couple of upper deckers at parties in the past. they definitely give a lot of
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purple nerples. and when they wear their hats they wear them backwards. maybe i am stereo typing. >> it looks like the guy on the right it looks like a "red eye" shirt. can we make it full screen? see it is a "red eye" shirt. >> john, the day after this happened, the school principal held a student protest gathering and the principal called everybody into the gym and spoke to them. afterwards he said -- what he did was turn it into a teachable moment because that's what people do when they are wrong. to get around the fact they are wrong they call it a teachable moment. he said, quote, we wanted to make sure the usa chant was not racially motivated. i told the kids i want to be sensitive to the feelings of everybody. if it is for patriotism that's fine. if it is racially motivated i will not allow that. well why not ask the kids chanting usa, are you doing
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this this -- why are you doing this? >> i'm sure he didn't want a riot on his hands. if the other school was going to chant mexico, mexico, mexico there would be a problem. but there was no indication that was going on. those kids are going, yes, usa, what what? i think they are getting out of their minds hyper politically correct, and this one stepped up and bit them. >> i have to ask gavin, what is the point of chanting usa, usa at high school basketball? >> it is an easy form of patriotism. my country, my country. the phak that that is controversey is dawpting. daunting. now we have to know the motive of screaming the name of my country? how castrated have we become? >> very. >> i agree with you, but cheering for your team or your school. >> obviously it wasn't that absurd because even saying
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that got them in big trouble. we are in a situation where you can't even say, i don't hate the country i live in. i don't hate the country i live in. >> we willed dit that out. we will edit that out. >> one of the kids did say he wanted this whole thing to go viral as the kids say. so you may have a point there. >> and in california a lot of black kids in high schools will not go to school during sin co day mayo and a lot of latino kids will not go during martin luther king day because of the subtext. to justify the subtext by expelling people or saying you can't come to school or do that in school is to say that it is valid. it is to jus fie the sub blip national message. >> we are here to say it is not valid. >> it is our job. >> from cheering to cheating. is dc a stomping ground for the cheating crowd? according to ashley our nation's
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capital is america's leet faithful city. the website aimed at people seeking extramarital affairs it showed they had 9 highest number with 24,000 adulterers. the other places, the texas cities of austin and houston followed by miami and oklahoma city, kansas. ashley madison's ceo has a tear re. he explains, with enormous public attention paid to the general petraeus affair there is no doubt washington residents would be influenced. it is crucial to keep up appearances and it is a way of life for many of the city's most powerful residents. he then went head first into a volcano. for more we spoke to a new ashley madison member. >> the gate is his marriage
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and he feels trapped. it is a metaphor. >> jedediah, it is clear whose fault it is that dc is number one on the list? >> barack obama. >> thank you. next story, please. >> impeach impeachment. until we get a new president it will just get worse. this doesn't surprise me that the numbers were high in dc. what does surprise me was new york city is not high on the list. if there is an area where power and glory and all of that and money and having a hot girl on your arm new york is about that quite a bit. >> i tried it in new york. the hotels are so expensive. >> is that the problem? that is a great point. >> dc is probably expensive too. >> dc you can drive to virginia or maryland. >> that's a good point. john, two of the top cities are austin and houston and in your home state.
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apparently it is don't mess with texas, but mess around in texas. >> oh you're welcome. >> oil people, lots of money, lots of action. >> are you saying they are made of oil? that would be weird. >> they are moid of oil money just like al gore. and then austin i assume this is going on because of liberals. austin is a big liberal city and that's what liberals do. al gore yuns -- once again. need i remind you of that? >> no. >> so everybody who cheats in texas it is because of al gore? >> you could bring it down to that. >> and barack obama. >> and -- is looking at people the best way to measure how many people are cheat ?g that might might -- that might be my argument and they don't want to leave a paper trail. >> i gotta say i don't think
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there is a lot of cheating because there are thought that many ma nothing muss relationships. you know how many people are married in new york? 37. in manhattan there are 37 people married. they can't go out. >> that's an odd number. >> there are 37 married couples. >> tom, you are checking this i'm assuming? >> >> it is too expensive to cheat here. politics is politics for a lot of people. >> as we said before the show started, dc is about power. powerful people, rich people are i think probably more likely -- >> in dc you don't have to be rich to be powerful. >> but if you were totally honest let's concede one thing. i am totally ma nothing muss with my wife and never
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considered cheating, but they are not really breaking down the door, and maybe that's why i got married. there was a lack of opportunity. if you are a famous movie star or politician and there is an intern begging to make out with you or do a cigar shannanigan, it would be tempting. it is easy to scoff if you are ugly. >> remember kissinger, i am going to disneyland. the guy got laid all the time. >> did he really? >> oh absolutely. he was a player. >> that happened, but he is right because he looks lake a ralph stedman cartoon. he is not a good looking dude. you have this perfect storm of power working at this level, but a lot of ugly people who before they got to dc probably didn't date that much, were not the captain of the
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football team. >> anthony wiener. >> excellent point. if they were having anything happen they were getting married at like 17 or something like that. then they move to dc and all of a sudden low and behold, attractive women like them because they have a semblance of power. and then it turns into a sex riot to which there are no other survivors. they go nuts. >> i was surprised vegas wasn't on the list. but i thought that's where you go to cheat and not if you are from there. >> that's a great point. >> it wouldn't be recorded. no one in vegas would say just had sex with a prostitute. put me on the stats. >> when you see something you say something in dc. >> so i shouldn't go to the next story i am being told? all right i will go to the tease. >> that's schizophrenia. >> what?
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home with styrofoam. i speak of michael bloomburg who is calling for a ban on stye styrofoam food packaging. mayor mcjerk plans to add styrofoam to a large list of things he will attack including friendship, fun and love itself. >> what? >> styrofoam increases the cost of recycling by as much
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as $20 per ton because it has to be removed. something we know is environmentally destructive examine costing taxpayers money and that is easy low replaceable is something we can do without. >> i can't even talk about him anymore. the american chemistry council, yes, the american chemistry council argues styrofoam is recyclable and points to efforts to do so in california. cats seem to be on board with this whole recycling thing. >> see, mayor bloomburg, we don't need your stupid laws. we have cats. learn. gavin, not only are you for this, but were you starting a campaign to make bloomburg a mayor for life. i am not pleased. >> i think a mayor should have
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17 terms. i don't see why that is so weird. it works for kim jung-ill. here is a fun game i like to play with liberals especially the eco-friendly ones. would you be okay with me burying a lay-z boy in the backyard? they say no and you go why? it would take four years to break down. and you go, so, what is the matter with taking a dryer and dropping it in the middle of the lake? they don't understand that rocks are around for millions of years. they have plastic bags that represent .4% of landfills, but they just see this garbage going into their own apartment trash and they say this has got to be bad. bloomburg who makes these rules based on assumptions like we go to the movie theater every night and have a cola this big and popcorn this big every night. he makes policies based on this, but the point is that styrofoam is not filling up
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our landfills. and the fact that he says it is hurting my crazy recycling program is not a criticism of his stupid recycling program. it is a problem with stye styrofoam. >> it is almost like cubs and -- cups and chinese food containers. but does he ever buy anything and then when you open the box you find styrofoam in there and not to mention the peanuts that surround everything you get at christmas? what difference is it going to make for a few cups when everything else that comes in this city is packed in that stuff? >> i also discovered the poly-styrene because it is a copy and it is not a generic thing. cd cases and jewel cases. >> it is also one of the name of my daughters. the 14-year-old. i think you met her. >> john, you and i are old enough to remember when
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mcdonalds had styrofoam containers. >> yes, and john huntsman, senior made a billion dollars selling those. >> the big ma'am hasn't gotten -- the big mac hasn't gotten worse. >> it is probably fine. this is not what i object to. it is in the long line of other bloomburg things in which he is clearly trying to be our nanny. if this was the only thing he was doing it would be okay. when you add up the other stuff you can see a pattern. you say what is he up to next? i am scared of what he is up to next. i don't know if i care about the styrofoam cups. >> we will need to make a list of things that bloomburg doesn't want to ban. every day i wake up sugar redrinks, salt and now this. i am afraid one day he will come in and start banning food. it is crazy. he is out of his mind. >> i don't think he can scrus come into your apartment. >> really? what if he mandates he can. he is a liberal after all. >> all liberals are foreman dates. that's their right. >> i agree though.
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i don't care about styrofoam containers. i can live without them. but i loathe mayor bloomburg so i am opposing it on principal. >> it completely threw everything in the garbage. we saved millions of dollars. we wouldn't have to worry about how much styrofoam affects this program that is not cost effective and it is a complete lie. everyone gasps when i throw my aluminum cans in the garbage, but that's where they end up. >> i think what is interesting is bloomburg doesn't come out and say let's find a more effective way to recycle this. let's see if we can do this. the instinct is right away to ban is it. let's ban this. >> i went to the website and it talks about their recycling program. styrofoam is difficult to recycle because it has to be kept clean and separate from all other types of plastic. what happens is they have to ship it very far. >> gavin says it was expensive. >> landfills are great.
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it is an efficient way to deal with garbage. they take up very little of our surface area. what is the problem here nerds? >> you must have a very larming environmentalist fan club. >> i come from them. it is so easy to stab them in the back. >> bloomburg has been trying to ban you for like 11 years now. actually on this one i wish him well. but is there anything that styrofoam can do to avoid him the way you have? >> i think it is better to get rid of it than recycle it, right? wouldn't that cost taxpayers more money? >> now we are playing into his thing where we have to follow his stupid rules. >> this show has been making an irregular pattern of bashing bloomburg and i am right there with it. i look at bloomburg like lebron james. he does a lot that makes me angry, but can't ignore the stats, and they are this, standard of living everything
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is up since he became mayor, crime, litter, jobless rates down. i think bloomburg has been a good american hero. how is that? how is that? waiting for you twitter. i am a smoker. if anybody should be complaining it should be me not those drinking giant sodas. do you know how much it costs for a pack of cigarettes? a lot more than your stupid mountain dew. those are the facts. >> it is like saying the fda came out and we started having more safety with food and drugs, but the safety with food and drug is already going up. >> first of all, no self-respecting member would use that hand gesture. >> i don't give a crap. you say you don't care about that stuff. >> i do care about it. >> why daunt you have that -- why can't you have that stuff? >> no one is perfect. >> i said the whole is better
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than some of the parts. >> that makes no sense. >> i am valentine's day and not andy. >> got a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox go to fox eye and click on submit a video and we might use. it still to come, the half time hadn't from tom shillou. >> tonight is sponsored by hula hoops. the toy hoops that are twirled for amusement. thanks, hula hoops.
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we're back. let's find out if we have gotten anything wrong so far. for that we go to tom shillou. >> we did those jokes yesterday. >> we did them 105 times. >> was i referencing a news story? >> i never know what you are doing, tom. >> as is my right i was slaking my thrice. thirst. >> i heard you have a new cd out. >> i do. look at that, all right. >> sexy. >> the first time i have seen it all up close like that. >> i have to tell you, you don't even need to write edgy on the side of that. the picture alone says it. >> you are right. >> it is coming out on tuesday.
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>> okay, yes, we are finding out if you got anything wrong this evening. so many things wrong, but so many things right at the same time. the first story, the high school story. i just called it high school in my notes here. look. i am surprised. everybody em sod to be of one opinion on this and i am a little surprised. jedediah, you said this is not the case of one racial group attacking another. it is a couple of high schools. do you really think that? why would these kids be banding together with flags on their heads chanting usa? for what reason would they be tawpting the other school with usa if not to imply that they -- that the other team was not american? >> there is an equal amount of hispanics at each school so it doesn't make sense. it is not like an all white kid school taunting a school with every student was mexican. no, that's not even
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demographically what was happening. >> you said that and i tried to look up the exact demographic. the school in question -- the school being taunted does have a higher percentage of hispanics. by how much i don't know. >> i will tell you. it was 60 something percent to 40 something percent. >> how do you ambuds when you are hosting? >> i remember reading that. it was 67-47. >> that's not the pointt. i i would like to know how many were on that basketball team. >> that's not the point. the problem is we get to motive and what did you mean by that and that is called thought control. i don't care what the demographics of each school is and i don't care why they were doing it. the question is what were they doing and was it okay? you can use a word in the proper grammatical context. >> perhaps i can convince you,
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gavin, that this is -- this may not be a typical case of this. this may be a case of an administrator trying to discipline students. don't you think an administration should be able to make the call? they know when they are students -- have you been around high school kids and you were one yourself, that the administration knows when these kids are horsing around. they are trying to get a rise out of the other guys and he will say knock it off. >> horsing around is perfectly legal. you should be comeppedded. if you can an tag nieces your enemy while following the ruse. you get an a plus for that. >> i would understand if this team was playing against a foreign entity. it is just a couple of high schools. i want to ask you, common sense, why is the school chanting usa? why are they doing it? >> i have to be frank. that has never occurred to me because i was so mad they would be criticized for doing that. why are they doing that?
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>> they are high school kids. they do stupid things. >> we did stupid things. it didn't go viral. it wasn't a national news story. we didn't have superintendents stomping us. >> john gibson said chanting usa is a stupid thing to do. >> i can disassociate myself from that. >> maybe they do it because they live in a climate where doing something that benign is going get them in trouble. >> there it is. that's what i was looking for, gavin. >> you can't even scream your own country's home name. >> that's exactly what i was looking for. perhaps this is a case of manufactured outrage. the subject that greg gutfeld talks about in his book, you remember the flying i moms? these went on to this plane and did their prayers in the airport. they did it why? they were trying to get a rise
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out of people. they were provoking something. it was a bash lash that they could trumpet in the truss. i think these kids know what will make this administration mad. and they went for it. >> god bless them. >> there is nothing to scold them for. they are not name calling or cursing at anyone. what is the disciplinary action for? i was a dean and i wouldn't be yelling at kids for being patriotic and wearing an american flag. what is the crime we can hold them accountable for? >> there is no crime. i actually agree with you. >> it doesn't have to be a crime regardless of what side you are on. it doesn't have to be a crime for a school administrator to say you can't do that. >> there is no first amendment in high school. >> they are not doing anything wrong. when i say a crime i don't mean a law zit mat crime. what are they doing so wrong here? i don't seen see anything where they can say you have detention. for what? chanting usa?
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so. >> this administrator is correct. he says he knows what they mean. he says he knows they are saying -- we are the americans. we are the jets and you are the sharks. that's what they are saying. >> that's their right to say that. the flying mom proved the same thing. they antagonized people. he said this makes me uncomfortable and gets fired. they are exposing this overly sensitive culture where we are petrified of offending someone we trample on somebody's rights. >> he knows these guys are engaging in a lot of horse play. next story. ashley madison, yes, the -- dc ranked first. but perhaps andy you know about statistics and thousand they can fudge these things all the time. couldn't dc be the most
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featful city? cash dash faithful city. it is hard to find na re do well ladies so the street so they use a website. >> i said possibly looking at statistics from our website or the number of people that use the website is not an accurate member of how faithless people in that city are. >> are you even going to recognize you brought up the point? >> you do. you did. >> i would like them to cut andy's part out. >> i thought andy would be gracious and say tom that is a great point. >> high is a monster. this is a horrible week. >> this is is a competition. >> look in the mere all day. >> gavin you mentioned there were 37 married couples in new york. new york does lead the country in unmarried women. never been powered, 41%. the -- you can't discuss
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demographics and marriage in new york or the burrows of. though we pretend to be a melting pot we are segregated. >> i do not bring up demographics. >> his name is poser. he is hilarious. >> here is an interesting fact, the most -- the professions that are most likely to engage in extramarital affairs, what do you think? >> fornicating. >> i have no idea. >> bankers and teachers. >> teachers? hopefully not with their students. >> who has time to cheat? >> weren't you a teacher? >> a couple more interesting facts. the highest percent edge it of
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married people. 75% of the people are married. the lowest are in bloomington, indiana. >> why is that? >> i can't tell you but the states with the highest number of people married, texas, colorado, oklahoma, illinois ands ors or. the lowest number. new jersey, dc, connecticut, mech mitch. >> all of those blue states. >> back to you, andy. >> stole your point. >> thanks. coming up, who adores valentine's day more, me or hopeless romantic john gibson. first is sleep texting a real thing or an excuse i get from mr. murdoch. stick around to find out.
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we heard a lot in the media about obama's state of the union address. what did ordinary, hard-working patriotic
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americans think? beats us. we sent bill schulz on the streets to find out. sadly, he came back. >> cheap shot. >> thanks, you are doing a great job. state of the union. i didn't watch it. don't own a tv. let's find out if the rest of new york did. >> i didn't watch it. >> what did you do? gee i was -- i was reading a book. >> i didn't get to watch the entire thing. >> i don't think anybody in america did. >> i don't think so either. but it was on every channel. >> it was hard to uh vowed. avoid. a lot like claw midyaw. >> i was watching "full house" last night. >> finally the truth. are you an uncle jesse guy or -- i don't know, the good -- the dude that slept with mora set. >> i didn't watch it. >> what were you doing? >> i was just sitting at home watching a movie. >> i thought he hit most of the topics he needed to hit. it was great. >> what are your thoughts when he said dogs can only have driver's licenses if they are
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sixteen and over. that's like a hundred in dog years. >> what are your thoughts on christmas colors after the season? joy that's actually should take them off. right after the christmas. >> okay. you don't practice what you preach, but i will take your word. >> what are your thoughts on him wanting to end is seniors to mars to so solve the economic crisis that is medicare. >> i am not familiar with that. >> i am not familiar with obama's anti-old people policies. it is not like the florida of planets. >> what are your thoughts that the state of the union is always strong. >> people are used to one thing and used to doing it. >> you don't have to tell me. >> how about the say the of the union is silly? the state of the union is sassy. >> you can take the state of the union anyway you want. >> pro obama and perms. some of the themes are that the middle class are in
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trouble. are you middle class and are you in trouble? >> technically i fall into the middle class. i don't know i would say i am in trouble. >> would two tickets to "annie help? >> it would. a hard knock life. >> i happen to have in my pocket -- just kidding. if i had two tickets, i would not have given it to you. >> i don't think we want to participate. >> i think that's a can i have your number? >> it is 917-[bleep]. i am married, but keep it cool. i am available on thursday. >> what are your thoughts on the state of the union? don't fall down. be safe. >> i will wait for you to finish. can i have a bit? it looks good. >> can i ask you a couple quick questions about tv? >> can i ask you a couple questions about bill cosby sweaters? >> what is his name, joe biden? >> he had red eye. >> he scratched his cornea.
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he was at a motorcross race and gave a quick thumbs up and spoked himself in the eye. guy this is not really for tokes? >> this is for nickelodeon. >> can i ask a few questions about the state of the union? >> the state of me is tired. can you push me on that? full house, any tickets, free food and riding on cafe metro carts. i am bill schulz and this was a thing. >> bill, the food. what was it and is that why you were lats? late? i >>- q. i was surprised she gave it to me and motor reflexes kimed in and i ate and and swallowed. >> what was it. >> a cinnamon cookie. that was the only thing i had to eat all day. that was very nice of her. >> i will take money, but i will also accept food.
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>> the germaphobe in me wants to die right now. >> the lover in me wants to make out with you right now. >> i think it is time for the germaphobe line again. >> does that mean i hate germans . the schulz if me is angry. >> a special performance coming up.
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villanova university, go fighting jello shots, sleep texting is a growing problem among teens. experts say it goes like this, the cell phone buzzes and the teen picks it up as a reflex and in a transitional sleep state, not quite asleep, and not quite await answers in a text and hits send and it is not until the next day somebody will tell them about the text. that's what happens. hire is -- here is the deal. i don't buy this. as part of my mentoring problem i text with a lot of teens. and as far as i know none of them have sleep texted me. >> the people giving the data is not the teens. it is the parents who have been fed this lie.
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it is called being stoned. i notice young people today they will wear a bathing suit with underwear underneath. i say what the hell are you doing? a mom said the netting chaffes them. i say you say whatever and they accept it as fact. it is called insecurity. texting is called being stoned. the fact you can believe it so readily is disturbing. >> they say the texting -- you can tell it is sleep texting because it is jibberish. >> as opposed to -- >> awake text? >> jedediah, i would hate to think those 4:00 a.m. texts you send me are sleep texts. >> i meant every word. >> i do this a lot. i am one of these that does get up in the middle of the night and look at my phone. if i see a text i have to answer it it.
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the next day in i said something stupid i probably meant it. >> i don't mind when you get up in the middle of the night. you wake me up though when you go -- >> i roll you off the bed sometimes. >> yes, you do. that i don't mind. >> i would hate to think the texts you sent me are sleep texts. >> i turn that of on because somebody is always texting me from a coast on a different time zone and then the middle of the night. why is somebody bothering me at 4:00 a.m.? >> i put it on airplane mode. i don't care how much you text or call. it doesn't matter. >> it is so unbelievably real. >> you really don't believe that the moon -- >> stanley kuebric. >> i believe in this and as
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you know i am in a half awake, half asleep works phase in the country. i have done this before. it is part and parcel to sleep walking. i sleep all the time. $never anything that is an actual thing. there is a smiley face here and there. i think this is a thing. >> because you are stoned like gavin said. >> xnay-on the pot-ay. kids, don't do drugs. >> go to fox eye.
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